Take 2....blogger hates me today. I don't know why it won't take off the draft I was working on while supervising many children, putting up with assorted teenage angst and does anyone want to tell me why blogger decided that hitting the enter key meant 'publish' and not going down to the next line? It's like blogger and I had a fight that I had no idea ever happened and it's seeking its revenge in the backhanded catty way of a snotty girl.
I flipping need a beer.
Top Ten Ways I know Summer is Here - Take Two
10. The Princess set up an Iced Tea stand today.
9. The ice cream truck has started its hourly drive down our street causing every child in a two block radius to start screaming and begging their mother for 3 bucks to buy Dora on a stick.
8. I only had to pack The Husband's lunch today.
7. Linda and the twins are out. A lot. (If you're not from my neck of the woods....oy, you don't want to know.)
6. I found sand in the kitchen sink.
5. Assorted children are whining at me about wanting to play at the beach.
4. The Monkey asked to wear her popsicle dress.
3. I counted the number of days until school starts. 73.
2. I counted the number of beers in the fridge. Not enough.
....and the #1 reason I know summer is here....
1. I just contemplated buying this:
so I can wear a bathing suit this summer.I'd look like that in 30 days.
Uh huh.
Well, with stretch marks past the navel.
Whew. Take two was hard.
I'm glad I had already deleted what I had written about reading a book on fasting while eating a bologna sandwich on white bread. It was bad.
I need to get a grip. I've got 72 days left to survive.
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4 comments:
You'll let us know if you do and it works, right?
Mmmmm. Bologna on white bread. Mustard too?
I am dying to try that 30 day shred. But Jillian is such a beeotch!
Gina...is there any other way to have a bologna sandwich?
Oh, I love #2! :)
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