Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Help

Okay. Here's the deal.

I need help.

Your help.

Yes. YOU.

You may have noticed that it's been kind of quiet around these parts. Yet again. I'm not sure what my problem is. Blog envy. Blog burnout. Blog blah. And then my mom (Hi, Mom) called today. She played the mom card and told me she was sick and tired of seeing my really old entry sitting all sad and lonely on my blog and to get on with it.

So what's the problem? I can't decide what I want to write about. I can't even decide what to make for dinner.

Help me. Please. I've whittled it down to 10 possible entries.

Top Ten Possible Blog Entries

10. The Boy - Olympic Snack Champion in Training

9. Why the Royal 'WE' Should Be Outlawed in My Home

8. US of A Border Crossing 101 - Griswold Style

7. Twitter is Rotting My Brain

6. You Stinking Kids Are NOT Turning the New Van into a Garbage Dump. I Mean It!

5. 'N' Stands for "Oh My God, My Baby Just Drove Away In My Van and There's No Flipping Adult in There With Her!!"

4. Recession My *%#

3. Bugs Are Our Friends. Don't You DARE Put That Thing on Me.

2. Ponna Tanna

....and the last possible blog entry is.....

1. The Griswold Family's Favourite Things - A Princess' Perspective

And so, my faithful readers, would you help a lost blogger out? Which topic should I write about?

7 comments:

Paul Stilwell said...

U - S - A!

U - S - A!

U - S - A!

Bridget said...

I'm curious about #10. :) I'm so glad your mom is guilting you into posting more often! ;)

tentativeequinox said...

I vote for #8. Nothing like a good crossing-the-border story. I assume it's good in a bad way. Or is that bad in a good way?

Heather Stilwell said...

I have to read about #10 (this does not mean that I won't eagerly read any of the others, but I do want #10 first!)

Sarah said...

Hmmm, I'll just do a grab-bag here. #10, #8 and what on earth is Ponna Tanna?

Alright, #2 as well.

weboffools said...

I vote for Poona Tanna or is that
Hakuna Matata!.

Captain Dumbass said...

Why limit yourself? Go epic and do them all!

I stalked you back from Pacing the Panic Room cause you sound like you're from my neck of the woods.